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Urgent Reply Needed!
From: DR.ANTHONY EMMANUEL.
Central Bank Of
Burkina-Faso (BCEAO)
Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso
Attn: Please, (Been
thinking about changing my name to something easier…"Please” has a nice ring to it.)
This Message Might Meet
You In Utmost Surprise. (And How!) However,
It's Just My Urgent Need For Foreign Partner That Made Me To Contact You For
This Transaction. I Got Your Contact From Burkina Faso Chambers Of Commerce While
I Was Searching For A Foreign Partner. (I can’t tell you how many
contacts I've had since joining the Burkina
Faso Chamber of Commerce – what a great networking tool that has been!) I Assured Of
Your Capability And Reliability To Champion This Business Opportunity When I
Prayed To God Or Allah About You. (You prayed to God Or Allah? Maybe both?
About me specifically? How nice. I didn't get you
anything.)
I Am A Banker By
Profession (thank you for clarifying this, so many banking hobbyists out
there) From Burkina Faso In West
Africa (West Africa? Can I catch ebola through email?), And Currently
Holding the Post Of Manager Of Bill And Exchange At The Foreign Remittance
Department; Central Bank Of Burkina-Faso (BCEAO)(Your business card must be huge). I Have The Opportunity Of
Transferring The Left Over Sum Of $10.5 Million Dollars That Belongs To Late
Mr Rudi Hermanto From Indonesia Who Died Along With His Entire Family In The
Tsunami Disaster In Indonesia And India 2004 And Since Then The Fund Has Been
In A Suspense Account. (At least Rudi and his family didn’t live till
2014, and die painfully in the ebola
epidemic. AmIRight?)
After My Further
Investigation, I Discovered That Mr Rudi Hermanto Died With His Next Of Kin. (Well,
After MY further investigation, it seems that Mr. Rudi Hermanto from Indonesia
was perhaps less than faithful to the Central Bank of Burkina-Fasso. Apparently he
had USD$500K in the African Development Bank. Can we get that too?) And According To The Laws And Constitution Guiding
This Banking Institution Stated That After The Expiration Of (6) Six Years, If No Body Or Person (Body
OR Person? Does it have any stipulations about the Undead?) Comes For The Claim As The Next Of Kin, The Fund Will
Be Channel Into National Treasury As Unclaimed Fund. Because Of The Static Of
This Transaction I Want You To Stand As The Next Of Kin So That Our Bank Will
Accord You Their Recognition And Have The Fund Transfer To Your Account. (You want me – a middle aged white woman who has no Indonesian ancestry or connection whatsoever – to stand as the next
of kin? Yes, that probably won’t trigger any alarms or throw things into probate.)
Hence, I Am Inviting You
For A Business Deal Where This Money Can Be Shared Between Us In The Ratio Of
60% For Me And 40% For You. (How did we arrive at this? I’m worth way
more than 40%. Have you SEEN me?) And
Any Expenses Incidentally Occurred During The Transfer Will Be Incur By Both Of
Us. The Transfer Is Risk Free On Both Sides (Of course it is. Why would I
even question that?) Hence You Are
Going To Follow My Instruction Till The
Fund Transfer To Your Account. (Are you ordering me around? Hey, I don’t
know what those bitches at the Burkina Faso Chambers Of Commerce told you, but
I am NOT a pushover.)
Further Details Of The
Transfer And Text Of Application Form Will Be Forwarded To You As Soon As I
Receive Your Return Mail And You Should Contact Me Immediately As Soon As You
Receive This Letter. (Yes. I’ll do that. Because this is a miraculous
opportunity!)
Your Full Name.... (the
one I tell people, or the one the govt. uses to track me?)
Your Sex..... (I’m
married, so… it could be more often if I made the effort.)
Your Age.... (On
file with the Burkina Faso Chambers Of Commerce.)
Your Country…. (is
#1!!)
Passport / Driving License….
(I’m afraid I don’t photograph well. Will a selfie do?)
Marital Status… (see
above sex question.)
Your Occupation…. (On
file with the Burkina Faso Chambers Of Commerce. But, you can be assured of
my “Capability And Reliability To Champion This Business Opportunity.” Since
God, or Allah, assured you of this. Who are we to question?)
Your Personal Mobile
Number….. (Would this be my license plate number, or the bib number
from Run for The Cure in 2010?)
Your Personal Fax Number….
(Oh honey, nobody faxes anymore.)
Trusting To Hear From You
Immediately (Wouldn't it be nice if everyone in the
world was more trusting?)
Kindly Contact Me Back
through Email dr.anthony_emmanuel@yahoo.fr
Regards,
DR.ANTHONY
EMMANUEL.
