...for a very important announcement.
Before I go scrub the bathrooms I want to note that I, at this very moment, have ten perfect fingernails. They are all the same long length (they would make my old piano teacher snarl), and they look fabulous. I'm thinking they haven't looked like this since our wedding day.
I fear this afternoon I will not be able to make this statement, so I'd like to mark this moment in time. If we make it through unscathed I think a celebratory manicure tomorrow morning might be in order.
May 21st, 11:11am. Best nails I've (maybe) ever had.
You may now continue with your (hopefully less shallow and vain) day.