Like, when you have family visiting... they unpack their essentials in to your spare bathroom. (This part is fine, btw.)
You have to use the bathroom, and when you are done - while washing your hands you happen to glance over to your niece's make up bag.
When you are of an age where your NIECE has AGE DEFYING MAKEUP in her bag it is simply time to hang it up.
Our next move won't be to a suburb closer in to the city... our next move will be to transitional assisted living.