Because? I heart Matt Damon. Think he's so cute, and that Boston accent doesn't at all hurt. This is Matt, and isn't he such a cutie?
OK, now THIS is a picture of him I ran across while surfing gossip sites the other day:
For the love of God, the man looks like Ned Flanders.
Am horrified. This? Is not a good look for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. No, it is not.