He may have improved his chances this weekend.

John McCain picked Sarah Palin for his VP running mate. He strategically picked a woman, who looks like this:

..thus wrapping up the horny man vote.

He picked a woman who has family issues:

...thus wrapping up the Focus on the Family vote.

He picked a woman who knows how to have a little fun:

...thus wrapping up the fraternity brothers vote.

But lets stand back and watch PETA go batshit over this one:

...I don't think the daughter is an issue. I think the bloody carcase might be?

Anyway, September and October just got a little more competitive, didn't they?